This just in:
This is the end for the Weekly World News . As I used to say when I subscribed, the WWN prints the stories other newspapers don't dare to. Please, let us never forget the brilliant sub-head on the "Couple Flees Talking Bear" story:
"I know it sounds crazy, but it's true!"
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The other night a young black bear swam across the Gulkana River just in front of the raft we were riding in. I was not close enough to discuss any of the pressing issues of the day with the young fella, but I was given no reason to question his perspicacity or erudition.
peace,
jim
The talking bear in the story wasn't that eloquent; he is only reported as having said, "Get out!" However he was said to strongly resemble Tracy Litwin wearing a mud mask.
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