Sunday, October 30, 2016

Democracy has failed

I suppose this is the result of reading Plato during election season.  Many of my fellow Americans, however, have said recently that their fellow Americans should not be allowed to vote.

Democracy, my friends, is a joke
It’s a bag of greasy donuts and a 36-ounce Coke
It’s Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian
Frankenstein shoes worn as fash-i-on

We had a mighty ship of state
But now that ship has sailed
Take a look around you, friends
Democracy has failed

The people, friends, are a beast
For facts they care not in the least
Life’s a matter of team sports
The color of your cap and shorts

We can no longer fool ourselves
The truth has been unveiled
Take a look around you, friends
Democracy has failed

Letting the people decide is always a mistake
They’ll gorge themselves on grocery-store cake
The kind with cheap Crisco icing
Available for you at cut-rate pricing

We’re holding our breath, awaiting the worst
It’s time we just exhaled
Take a look around you, friends
Democracy has failed

Monday, October 17, 2016

Kind of Like the Flimflam Blues

A couple months ago, I guess on the release of the Cutting Edge collection, I was messing around with some Dylany stuff, but now that I know it's literature I'll share it with you my dearest friends.  Feel free to play along.

I got a woman back in Jackson
She’s the only one who knows my name
I got a woman back in Jackson
She’s the only one who knows my name
I gave her my picture but
She only hung the frame

The medicine show man
Told me all about his roots
Yeah he talked about tradition
Told me all about his roots
I said, well that all sounds fine, dad
But tell me, where’d you get them boots?

Well the flimflam man he told me
I was nothing but a thief
Yes, that flimflam man he told me
I was nothing but a thief
I said, Mister, I stole your hat
But I left you your belief