Thursday, June 14, 2018

SF dates

Hey Johny, I read a post from you on Facebook a while ago promoting your upcoming festival dates. I didn’t quite catch them. Might be possible for me to attend. Please confirm dates.
Wouldn’t it be nice.

Saturday, June 02, 2018

When Paul McCartney Died

The greatest shock I ever saw
In black and white and Polaroid
Was Paul McCartney jacking off
Naked and inspired
A genius for banalizing

CHORUS
Nobody likes a nice guy
Nobody wants him to win
Your own worst enemy
You stink, and yet you swim

Cheeky cheeky’s not a standard
To which to measure up
Sneaky sneaky’s cuter and
No one gives a fuck
A doe-eyed smile, compassion flowers
You freely harmonise
Your throbbing underlip fellates
I’m complicit, you beguile

When Paul McCartney died
You felt bad not feeling bad
For feeling bad
You felt bad
For not feeling bad
For feeling sad
You felt bad

How is it, like some fish
Age changes gender
Female to male
And male to old maid
The nice guy doesn’t die
But’s strung along
Till quaint, irrelevant
Nothing worse
But the drummer

CHORUS

When Paul McCartney died
You felt bad not feeling bad
For feeling bad
You felt sad
For not feeling bad
For feeling sad
You felt bad