Tuna or Turkey?

Had lunch in the St. John's Annapolis coffee shop yesterday in between press conferences and hearings on the repeal of the Death Penalty in Maryland. Saw Peter Kalkavage helping a student with his essay on the Sophist. Had nothing of value to offer on the subject, and was paid accordingly. Saw the campus dog (Kady?) and discussed W. Spector, the dog, and the dorm with her handler. I had the turkey club sandwich, while my friend opted for the tuna sub, in deference to his health-related dental deficiencies. He was, however, able to obtain not one, but two, extra pickles, which he seemed to enjoy immensely. We did not make much of a scene at the Senate hearings. We were just there as citizen support. The Death Row exonerees who were there thanked us for coming, as if I was suffering in some way by enjoying an early Spring afternoon carrying a message of peace and love around Annapolis, and having a sandwich to boot! More people should try being as lucky as I am, it is quite fun. As for the rest of you, will that be tuna, or turkey? Tufurkey?