Friday, February 06, 2009
The Funniest Thing I've Ever Heard Anyone Say About A Vasectomy
The husband of the Mad Maggies' clarinet player had a vasectomy last year. Brian, the bass player, thought it made him less of a man. I suggested that Brian was confused about the difference between a vasectomy and castration. No, I know, he said, but still. Oh it's the same, Rhian said. It's just decaf.
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Anyone who says it's the same hasn't actually tried either one, I am guessing (correctly). Now my brother-in-law has a particularly interesting vasectomy story that I will spare you for the time being. Suffice it to say that there was an audience.
Well I dare say that Rhian has had marital relations with her husband before the vasectomy and after, which seems like a valid point of comparison to me, unless you're making a "can't step in the same river twice" argument that it's NEVER the same
I misunderstood which things were being called the same in which context. Twenty lashes with a limp something for Firestone, I suppose.
Where's the data on sex with the castrati, I would like to know?
I don't want the data itself, I just want to know where it is.
As far as stepping in the river goes, remember that those rocks are Slippery When Wet!
Oh yes, I see the story was poorly told, since the antecedent of "it" was made unclear. She meant the quality of his spunk post-operation was the same but decaf. Lashes for the Moron for blowing what was clained to be the funniest thing he'd eve heard anyone say about a vasectomy. I'd look in the Vatican for data on castrati, though I don't know that you'd find the castrati themselves there.
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