Sunday, September 18, 2016

The Battle for New Jersey

(Chorus)
They're coming for your way of life
They're coming for your wife
They're coming to be free
With your sons and daughters
Close your eyes, make for the back door
And keep going, keep on going

It started in a fishing town
It started in a factory
I just got tired of looking down
On all I saw around me
I just got tired of losing out
My life became a mystery
A plot I could not penetrate
Sullen, mindless misery
The TV shows I watch at night
Replay the same old story
Everybody loses out
There is no kind of glory

CHORUS

First it was the presence here
It was logical, necessary
Everybody knew his place
N degrees below me
When did truth dawn on me
When did I see the danger
When did I finally recognise
The enemy is the stranger

CHORUS

It started out in high school
But I try not to remember
Everything I said, I did
Neither sweet nor tender
Everything made me sweat
I simmered in my panic
Except for pickup basketball
And getting stoned up in the attic

CHORUS

So here we are, swords drawn
On the Internet, blogging
It's life or death, or anything
To keep me online, logging
They'll never take my freedom
They'll never take my tool
I gave up a long time ago
I'm no one else's fool

CHORUS

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Let's have three cheers for Tracy
Her birthday is today
We'll have a hip and another hip
And end with a hooray

Happy birthday, Tracette

Tuesday, September 06, 2016

Work in Progress

Once upon a time, when I was a youngster
The city was my shopping mall and the streets were my dumpster
We’d do shots of laughing gas and boot up itching powder
I’d feel a little nauseous while the music just got louder
By day we’d get our hair cut, by night crash discotheques
Take a couple angry pills, have unclimactic sex
Red in tooth and nail
And I’m an angry white male

What happened to the girls I knew, they’re ugly and they’re fatter
And they try to fill me up with chitter chitter chatter
I make sure all the pretty gals know they need to smile
Especially when they can see that I am drunk on rage and bile
You’ve seen it all on television, it’s an American disease
But I tell the ladies: You’d look so good on your knees
Or you could take the veil
For an angry white male